A long awaiting cleaning came to Poop Alley this week. While it is a little past the spring cleaning deadline, this alley don't care. How long will the fresh from the dentist feeling last? Poop Alley Blog editors say not long. Based on the shady characters seen hanging around lately we believe this summer is going to be extra dirty. But this valiant effort hasn't gone unnoticed. Are there more cleanups in Poop Alley's future? We can only hope. Check back later for more updates. 
40 oz Budweiser bottle, 3/4 full. The color of the contents might lead one to believe it is beer, but Poop Alley blog editors doubt its authenticity.
Well, maybe not fresh. This one displays the classic "crust" of a one day old leave behind. 
While hard to imagine, the Poop Alley blog did not always exist. Before the days of CPUs and mouses with rolley ball things, Poop Alley used a more primitive means of communication -- hence this aged relic.
What happens in Poop Alley, stays in Poop Alley.
Poop Alley can be a scary place. Thankfully, emergency exits are available. Proceed with caution, however -- The Greyhound bus depot isn't exactly Club Med. Video Capture Poop Alley 4.30.2009
It was one of those days when it's a
minute away from snowing . And there's
this electricity in the air, you can
almost hear it, right? And this bag was
just... dancing with me. Like a little
kid begging me to play with it. For
fifteen minutes. That's the day I
realized that there was this entire life
behind things, and this incredibly
benevolent force that wanted me to know
there was no reason to be afraid. Ever.
