Another Long Winter Begins

Current Poop Alley temperature: 23 degress.

Cleaning Day

A long awaiting cleaning came to Poop Alley this week. While it is a little past the spring cleaning deadline, this alley don't care. How long will the fresh from the dentist feeling last? Poop Alley Blog editors say not long. Based on the shady characters seen hanging around lately we believe this summer is going to be extra dirty. But this valiant effort hasn't gone unnoticed. Are there more cleanups in Poop Alley's future? We can only hope. Check back later for more updates.

Poop Alley Big Gulp

40 oz Budweiser bottle, 3/4 full. The color of the contents might lead one to believe it is beer, but Poop Alley blog editors doubt its authenticity.

Fresh Find

Well, maybe not fresh. This one displays the classic "crust" of a one day old leave behind.

Found: Malt Liquor

Missing malt liqour found 2:42 pm Friday, May 9th.

Missing: Malt Liquor

Six pack last seen around 11:30 AM Friday, May 9th. Please contact the Poop Alley blog administrators if you know the whearabouts of said beverages.

Future So Bright

The sun is always shining when you're cool. Rock on, Poop Alley!

Poop Alley Bulletin

While hard to imagine, the Poop Alley blog did not always exist. Before the days of CPUs and mouses with rolley ball things, Poop Alley used a more primitive means of communication -- hence this aged relic.

Do You Feel Lucky?

What is the origin of this found object? It sure seems out of place. Is it evidence of a drug deal gone south, or perhaps a left behind by a John after turning a trick? We'll never really know. What happens in Poop Alley, stays in Poop Alley.

Escape From Poop Alley

Poop Alley can be a scary place. Thankfully, emergency exits are available. Proceed with caution, however -- The Greyhound bus depot isn't exactly Club Med.

The Most Beautiful Thing I've Ever Seen

Video Capture Poop Alley 4.30.2009

It was one of those days when it's a
minute away from snowing . And there's
this electricity in the air, you can
almost hear it, right? And this bag was
just... dancing with me. Like a little
kid begging me to play with it. For
fifteen minutes. That's the day I
realized that there was this entire life
behind things, and this incredibly
benevolent force that wanted me to know
there was no reason to be afraid. Ever.

Beware!

The Poop Alley Gargoyle is watching.

Poop Alley Flower

Every rose has its thorn. Poop Alley has this dandelion, and lots of poop, cigarette butts, broken glass and random drug paraphernalia.

Missing: Fetal Swine

Last seen in Mexico beofore traces of fetal feces found in Poop Alley, Seattle WA. Please contact the Center for Disease Control ( 800-232-4636) if you know of the whearabouts this pig:

Get Me Out of Here!

The sights, sounds and smells of Poop Alley were too much for one visitor today...so much so they called a cab to lead the exodus.

Soft Serve

This is what its all about folks -- poop. Judging by the lack of steam and layer of crust, this one's been here for a while.

Piss Alley

There are many ways to put out a cigarrette, and this is one of them. Not a favorite of Poop Alley, but highly effective.

Monkey See, Monkey Doo Doo

Picture taken 4.17.2009 on the Alley wall. All activities recorded? Solid evidence says otherwise.

"In these tough economic times..."

Lots of people walk through Poop Alley everday, many of whom have high paying jobs and aren't affected by the current recession and its effects.

Poop Alley IS the recession.

One man's trash, is another man's dinner.

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Poop Alley Photograph

Artifact snapshot from Poop Alley dated Sunday, March 22nd. This mysterious photograph was found in one of the Alleys many "coveys." Is this person an Alley frequenter, just a passerby, or may the fate of the picture itself become another tool used in Poop Alleys most frequent extracaricular activity? Only time will tell.

Monday, March 23rd

Monday brought rain, but not all the rain in the world can wash way the sins (and smells) of Poop Alley.

Sunday Morning

A Sunday morning stroll through Poop Alley paints a vivid picture of last nights events. Beer cans, malt liquor, broken glass...

...and one empty three pack of Trojan brand condoms.

On a Saturday Afternoon

Poop Alley derives its name from two places. First it’s an alley. Then there is the poop. Lots of poop. During the day Poop Alley is a major walking thoroughfare for the businessmen and women of Seattle’s South Lake Union neighborhood. When the sun goes down, sex, drugs and crime rule this 300 foot stretch.

Today is Saturday, so things are quiet. Tonight will be a different story. What happened last night? This image says it all.